My Whole Body Hurts!

A young red head goes into the doctors and says to the doctor, "My whole body hurts when ever i touch it."

"Impossible!" says the doctor, "Show me."

The red head took her finger pushed on her shoulder and screamed. She then pushed on her knee and screamed again. Every where she touched she screamed the doctor said, "Young lady, you are not really a red head are you?"

"Well no." she replies. "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so." the doctor said, "Your finger is broken."