Bus load of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven. St peter asks the first nun have you ever had contact with a penis? she says "I touched one with my finger once" St peter says "Dip it in holy water."
He then asks the next nun "I fondled one" she replied. "Put your hand in holy water" he replied. Suddenly there's a commotion, a nun has pushed to the front, st peter asks whats up?
"If i have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister Mary sticks her arse in it!"
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