A guy goes to a psychiatrist because he’s having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist askes him a lot of questions, but can’t get a clear read on the problems. Finally he asks, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“Well, how did she look?”
“Oh, boy, she looked very angry!”
At this point, the psychiatrist feels he’s really getting somewhere. “Well that’s very interesting. We must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend’s face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that one time?”
“She was watching us through the window.”
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.
On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she
got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
He responded, "Needs ironing!"
She saw her daughter-in law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.
On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she
got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
He responded, "Needs ironing!"
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Prank done in Japan Show
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